Omie The Homie

sobeitjay:

College: Um you owe us money
Me:

greedyraptor:

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

blvckgeezus:

peters-suit:
I’m crying look at chris’ face lmaoo
“Don’t you want to be starlord this year”

“Booiiiiii what the fuck is a starlord”

boydonttemptme:

me constantly

honeyelk:

illegaluturn:
people who wear cat ears in public are braver than any u.s. marine

meloetta:

3little-kitten3:
meloetta:
mosquito: *about to bite me*
me: umm i have a bf
🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl
me:
mosquito: yikes